(6:23:25 am)guy: hi
me: Hi
guy: can’t sleep either?
me:No I gotta get ready for work actually
guy:oh ok
me:Another day another dollar. Yay. Literally… a dollar
guy:lol
guy:well i woke up cant get back to sleep
me:Lucky you :p
guy:lucky?
guy:cant sleep, isnt lucky is it?
guy:woke up with a raging….well you know
me:Lucky to have the option of going back to sleep
me:A raging hunger in your stomach?
guy:not quite
me:Ah
guy:yeah, its too bad i am alone
me:Well you do have two hands
guy:yeah, i do, just a shame not to share it
me:I guess
guy:oh, you don’t like a guy waking you up in this condition?
me:Lol you live in maryland.
guy:yeah
guy:i know
guy:but i was asking if you like to be woken by a guy in this condition
me:If they’re sleeping next to me, sure
guy:yeah, i wish you were here
me:You don’t even know me tho
guy:i know…intrigue….
guy:any suggestions on what i can do?
me:Well you have two hands and a computer
guy:yes, what about the computer
me:Well there’s prnz on the internetz
guy:any good sites?
guy:??
me:I don’t know I don’t have a computer
guy:oh ok
me:I hear there’s porn somewhere on it tho
guy:well what else can i do?
me:Try googling “vagina” and see what comes up
guy:what about phone, can you talk?
me:I’m actually in the bath tub right now. I have to leave for work in twenty min
guy:so 5 mins
guy:while you are soaking
me:What would we talk about
guy:you in the tub me in my bed
me:Well were already talking about that
guy:i want to hear your voice
me:Its not a very good voice
guy:i am sure it is
guy:just for a few minutes
me:I have been thinking about starting a 900# line
me:What would we say?
guy:i would tell you about how hard i am
guy:how i would like to have you on top
guy:riding it
me:How hard are you?
guy:very
guy:like a rock
guy:call me?
me:And you want me on top?
guy:yes
guy:watching you
me:So you’re lazy?
guy:no, we will do many positions
me:So…you can’t make up your mind?
guy:yes, i like many positions
guy:want my number?
me:Sure
guy:240 ***-***
me:is it 867-5309.?
me:Wow I’ve never dialed maryland before…
me:Now is this your cell or your house?
guy:cell
me:Your children aren’t home are they?
guy:no
me:Ok good
and then i got dressed for work and since i didnt call him, he stopped talking to me. Btw im in NY and he is in Maryland. I am 24 and he is 31, and has children. And only one photo on OKcupid, so im just going to assume it’s not even him and he just stole a picture so he can randomly message young girls and jerk off.
