Terribly Awkward With Boys

I met another guy off of okcupid. We’ve been talking, and just getting to know one another. WELL..apparently in order to get to know one another, he just needed to know what I thought of his penis. Um, okay? So he sends me a picture of his dick. Alright, no biggie.

Now, penis wise, it was not bad. Not at all. Definitely above average. Most certainly no question about it. Well, i said so. Gave it the credit it deserved. No big deal, just talking between people right?

No.

Why the hell did I ever agree to it in the first place? This guy goes off. And i mean, off. Below are the snippets of our conversation. Enjoy. Because I was literally blindsided. I’ve never ever ever encountered this before.

HIM 7:37 pm
Im not livin up to just big.
good night.
ME 7:38 pm
are your serious>?
HIM 7:38 pm
yea
youre not impressed and unfortunately
the only thing that gets me off
is that
Im fucked up
so if youve got some super dick to compare me to
I cant do that
I know
its pthetic

ME 7:38 pm
but youre the one doing the comparing
im not
HIM 7:38 pm
yep
sorry
ME 7:38 pm
you asked me a q’s and i answered it honestly
HIM 7:38 pm
I already feel like i have a tiny dick
no its cool I understand
honestly i think its very average
and Ive thought its big
ME 7:38 pm
it isnt average
HIM 7:38 pm
and now im realizing
well its not huge and Im sure huge was fucking great
wasnt it
ME 7:39 pm
its big but not huge, thats still a lot more than the average guy

HIM 7:40 pm
I dotn feel impressive
and
thats what gets me off
so.
sorry
ME 7:40 pm
okay well that sucks for u
HIM 7:40 pm
youre not impressed
its fine
ME 7:40 pm
i never said that
HIM 7:40 pm in fact I have a feeling youve had several bigger dudes than me
ME 7:40 pmWhat? listen, if you need some strange reason not to talk to me anymore thats cool too
HIM 7:40 pm
thats not it.
is that not
all I can do now
ME 7:40 pm
dont have to invent ridiculous reasons to avoid speaking to someoone
HIM 7:40 pm
is imagine this huge dick fucking you
Im sorry I know
Im crazy
but you know Im obsessed with my dick
so.

ME 7:42 pm
ok bye
HIM 7:42 pm
no stop
I dont want to stop talkign to you but
I mean its the only thing I get off on
and now Im like
Ill never believe you when you say it feels big
ME 7:42 pm
OH CHRIST

This is where I got fed up, and he continued in circles about imagining a giant dick fucking me, and that if he and I were ever to have sex, that there would be “rules”! I wouldn’t be allowed to say that i think it’s big, because clearly I’m lying because his dick is pathetic.

Oh Jesus, I wish I was making this up!

Besides how insane this entire thing is, he somehow thinks I am actually going to have sex with him. As if! I refuse to speak to him, and have now blocked him in every way I can.

Here’s the rest though, in case you can’t get enough of this trainwreck:

HIM 7:49 pm
I really just honestly dont know
if Ill ever like get over that
I wont say anything
but in my head Ill think it
Im ocd
ME7:49 pm
are you serious
HIM 7:49 pm
yea I fixate
on things
I dont let people know

At this point I refused to keep speaking to him. A friend of mine who is actually studying for his degree in pyschology, read the entire conversation. He was quite dumbfounded and told me it was no wonder I didnt want to speak to him anymore.

If only this was the only guy who does crap like this. I’m willing to bet there are way more girls with stories like this. Crazy.