(8:22:45 am)skipper86:hey babe.. wanna have a naughty and funride cam session =D
REALLY? Like, as in, REALLY? THAT’S what i get?
sigh. i give up on men.
Category: Stupid Things Men Say
When I meet a guy, either on the internet or in real life, and he starts texting or instant messaging me, there’s one huge turn off.
Call me picky, but misspelling everything and misusing words drives me nuts.
Examples:
“Hello their.”
“What tiem do u gegt off werk?”
“Primiscous.”
“Your wrong.”
“Frieday.”
Reading terrible spelling and improper English makes me feel violent, like I want to grab them and smack them and teach them to spell.
On Saturday night, I met up with a guy I’ve been seeing from okcupid. We had an okay time. Mostly he was just annoying me because he kept saying that I was acting “weird” when I wasn’t.
Rule of thumb Gents: Dont insist that your date is acting in one certain way because it’s the fastest way to get your date to actually act that way. And/or annoyed. Which I was.
He bitched about not feeling well almost the entire time, and I being as “weird” as I was, was not up to hearing it. So I kept telling him we could hang out again, or he could go home and get better, and that it was okay. He refused, kept on going how much he wanted to see me but continually bitched about his stomach. Finally he decided to come over to my place so he could see my room. This eventually led to making out for quite some time.
Now, I’m not really blaming him but I proceeded to be sick the day after I saw him. I’m just saying this could have been a factor in my having been sick since Sunday.
Here’s the best part of this story:
When I spoke to him three days later (i want no contact with the world when I’m sick) he accused me of “avoiding” and again, being “weird” to which I had to pull out the Cuntress card and explain that I wasnt avoiding him, but was actually quite ill.
When I told him I was sick this was his response,
“Omg am I going to get sick? I havent been sick since I saw you.”
Not an “Oh, are you okay? Will you be? Is there anything I can do?”
Granted those responses took about another three minutes to jump to his brain’s forefront, but not before I had to point out how amazingly concerned he was for my well-being.
I’m now completely ‘eh’ on seeing him again. Goes to show he was right, I am being ‘weird’. Jerk.
After Lamb’s excruciating experience recently, very recently actually, I signed into the same website (www.okcupid.com).
I was met with this:
[11:34:27 pm]HIM: Hi there
[11:34:46 pm]HIM: bored? wanna chat?
[11:35:02 pm]ME: I’m more sleepy.
[11:35:17 pm]HIM: had a nice 4th?
[11:35:32 pm]ME: nothing special
[11:35:46 pm] ME: i dont really go out of my way to “celebrate”
[11:35:50 pm]HIM I went to a pool party
[11:35:56 pm] HIM I hear ya
[11:35:59 pm]HIM either do I
[11:36:07 pm] ME :thats cool
[11:36:10 pm]HIM: met anyone from here in person yet?
[11:36:24 pm]ME: couple of ppl
[11:36:37 pm]HIM: Hook up with any?
[11:36:51 pm] ME: isnt that kind of, i dont know, personal?
[11:37:20 pm]HIM: yeah…sorry…don’t mean to offend you…but it’s online…so I find it ok to be personal…don’t you?
[11:37:50 pm] ME: thats a contradiction. “online” doesnt make anything personal.
[11:37:57 pm] HIM :lol
[11:38:00 pm]HIM: true
[11:38:04 pm] ME: in fact it furthers communication between people
[]11:39:49] HIM: do you want to share though?
[11:40:13 pm]ME: Share what? intimate details of my life with someone i dont know bc they think a computer is more personal? no, not really
I blocked him after wards. While I have no problem discussing my life, and the details within it, I DO have a big problem with someone just asking something they haven’t even earned the right to ask. Let alone push for it. I clearly said I thought it was something personal, and still he pushed.
So this is how the second instant message i received from this dating site went:
it started off normal —
lostandfoundout: hey
lostandfoundout: how are you?
lostandfoundout: hello?
me: whats goin on
now, he starts being an idiot, so; since im out grocery shopping with my friend, we decide to be assholes too—
lostandfoundout:looking for serious or casual?
me: it depends.
me: how good looking are you
lostandfoundout:you masturbate a lot?
lostandfoundout:hello?
me: Only when I think of you
I will now leave the timestamps in so you can see how if i dont IMMEDIATELY respond, he will just repeat himself and continuously say “hello?”
[2:09:34 pm]lostandfoundout:cup size?
[2:10:25 pm]lostandfoundout:hello?
me:I’m grocery shopping have some patience
[2:14:01 pm]lostandfoundout:cup size?
[2:15:02 pm]lostandfoundout:do you masturbate a lot?
so once again i decide to be an asshole too—-
me:How big is ur dick
lostandfoundout:im small
lostandfoundout:guess
me:Kitty goes meow
lostandfoundout:guess
me:Guess what
me:Are you tall
lostandfoundout:my size
[2:20:44 pm]lostandfoundout:where you live and with who?
[2:21:50 pm]lostandfoundout:hello?
me:You’re kind of a douche bag.
lostandfoundout:nah
lostandfoundout:just horny
lostandfoundout:wheere you live and with who?
[2:54:45 pm]lostandfoundout:heyllo?
me:Stop talking to me.
me: in fact, kill yourself first
[2:57:07 pm]lostandfoundout:where you ive and with who?
[3:02:11 pm]lostandfoundout:hello?
[4:40:04 pm]lostandfoundout:hey
[4:42:15 pm]lostandfoundout:how are you?
[4:42:16 pm]lostandfoundout:hello?
me:Did you forget you were talking to me before
me: i Called you a douche bag and told you to kill yourself
lostandfoundout:who knows
lostandfoundout:cup size?
me:Are you fucking kidding me
lostandfoundout:nope
lostandfoundout:cup size?
me:Go fuck yourself
lostandfoundout:cup size?
me:Your moms cock
lostandfoundout:cup size?
lostandfoundout:hello?
