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Men are Creatures of Confusion.

Filed under: Caution: Awkward Girl At Work, Crushes I Really Shouldnt Have by Mindsay Mohan — Leave a comment
July 25, 2010

I always find it entertaining when men say one thing but do another. They say how much they want something, but when presented with it, they choose something different, for example.

Which in turn confuses me.
I know a guy who claims not to be a ‘player’.

Please note ladies, anytime a guy says that, he almost most certainly is a ‘player’.

This guy of course is someone I am so smitten with, that it should be illegal. Actually, I should just stop liking him.
Everything about him screams my name, the perfect fit for me. Which really means ‘Danger! Danger! High Voltage!’
He claims to not be a player but never has the time to do anything with me, but always says he will eventually.

Sidenote: when we do hang out, he treats me like such a lady, and kisses me so sweetly that my ridiculous behaviour is almost warranted.

And while I am torturing myself by having even the slightest affection for him, I’m declaring a change right now!

I..will not ..uh. I will not ask him to hang out anymore.

There. Baby steps.

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To Think I’m Still Head Over Heels for You.

Filed under: Crushes I Really Shouldnt Have, He Didn't Get The Joke by Mindsay Mohan — Leave a comment
July 24, 2010

This was all over text:

me- “where were you while we were getting high?”

him-”Idk, I couldnt come out. I’ve been busy with work.”

me- “no, no. It’s an Oasis lyric.”

him- “oh.”

Another set of texts:

me-”I bet you’d look good on the dance floor.”

him-”what makes you say that?”

me-”no, it’s an Artic Monkeys lyric.”

him-”oh”

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Men Are Creatures of Assholiness.

Filed under: Stupid Things Men Say by Mindsay Mohan — 1 Comment
July 24, 2010

On Saturday night, I met up with a guy I’ve been seeing from okcupid. We had an okay time. Mostly he was just annoying me because he kept saying that I was acting “weird” when I wasn’t.

Rule of thumb Gents: Dont insist that your date is acting in one certain way because it’s the fastest way to get your date to actually act that way. And/or annoyed. Which I was.

He bitched about not feeling well almost the entire time, and I being as “weird” as I was, was not up to hearing it. So I kept telling him we could hang out again, or he could go home and get better, and that it was okay. He refused, kept on going how much he wanted to see me but continually bitched about his stomach.  Finally he decided to come over to my place so he could see my room. This eventually led to making out for quite some time.

Now, I’m not really blaming him but I proceeded to be sick the day after I saw him. I’m just saying this could have been a factor in my having been sick since Sunday.

Here’s the best part of this story:
When I spoke to him three days later (i want no contact with the world when I’m sick) he accused me of “avoiding” and again, being “weird” to which I had to pull out the Cuntress card and explain that I wasnt avoiding him, but was actually quite ill.
When I told him I was sick this was his response,

“Omg am I going to get sick? I havent been sick since I saw you.”

Not an “Oh, are you okay? Will you be? Is there anything I can do?”
Granted those responses took about another three minutes to jump to his brain’s forefront, but not before I had to point out how amazingly concerned he was for my well-being.

I’m now completely ‘eh’ on seeing him again. Goes to show he was right, I am being ‘weird’. Jerk.

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Of Course, Lamb Passed Her Luck to Me.

Filed under: Stupid Things Men Say by Mindsay Mohan — 1 Comment
July 23, 2010

After Lamb’s excruciating experience recently, very recently actually, I signed into the same website (www.okcupid.com).

I was met with this:

[11:34:27 pm]HIM: Hi there

[11:34:46 pm]HIM: bored? wanna chat?

[11:35:02 pm]ME: I’m more sleepy.

[11:35:17 pm]HIM: had a nice 4th?

[11:35:32 pm]ME: nothing special

[11:35:46 pm] ME: i dont really go out of my way to “celebrate”

[11:35:50 pm]HIM I went to a pool party

[11:35:56 pm] HIM I hear ya

[11:35:59 pm]HIM either do I

[11:36:07 pm] ME :thats cool

[11:36:10 pm]HIM: met anyone from here in person yet?

[11:36:24 pm]ME: couple of ppl

[11:36:37 pm]HIM: Hook up with any?

[11:36:51 pm] ME: isnt that kind of, i dont know, personal?

[11:37:20 pm]HIM:  yeah…sorry…don’t mean to offend you…but it’s online…so I find it ok to be personal…don’t you?

[11:37:50 pm] ME: thats a contradiction. “online” doesnt make anything personal.

[11:37:57 pm] HIM :lol

[11:38:00 pm]HIM: true

[11:38:04 pm] ME: in fact it furthers communication between people

[]11:39:49] HIM: do you want to share though?

[11:40:13 pm]ME: Share what? intimate details of my life with someone i dont know bc they think a computer is more personal? no, not really

I blocked him after wards. While I have no problem discussing my life, and the details within it, I DO have a big problem with someone just asking something they haven’t even earned the right to ask. Let alone push for it. I clearly said I thought it was something personal, and still he pushed.

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In Case I Needed A Reminder…

Filed under: Internet Romances by im a terrible person — Leave a comment
July 4, 2010

So I’ve had things to write, just not a chance to give my thoughts due attention. This, however, just happened and I’m on the bus so I figured I had the time to share.

Recently, I rejoined a free dating site. I had signed up and cancelled it about 5 times over the past 4 years. All I ever met were annoying guys who’d message me nothing but “do you want to meet?”

Uh, hi! Let’s have a conversation first? Let’s introduce ourselves, at the very least!

The other guys id get would live too far away, or have nothing in common but want to constantly talk.

Then, of course, there were the perverts. The ones who would message nothing but dirty things, asking if id have a threesome, if I swallow, if I wanted a good fuck.

Yea, I’m a sexual person, just like you. But if that’s what I wanted I would settle for the bar scene and be done with it.

So anyway, I recently signed up again, trying to be optimistic about men. Less than ten minutes after updating my profile, I get an I’m.

This is the ACTUAL conversation:

Man: hey
Me: hi
Man: do you like sucking?
Me: thanks for reminding me why I hate men, you douche bag.

End.

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