So I’ve had things to write, just not a chance to give my thoughts due attention. This, however, just happened and I’m on the bus so I figured I had the time to share.
Recently, I rejoined a free dating site. I had signed up and cancelled it about 5 times over the past 4 years. All I ever met were annoying guys who’d message me nothing but “do you want to meet?”
Uh, hi! Let’s have a conversation first? Let’s introduce ourselves, at the very least!
The other guys id get would live too far away, or have nothing in common but want to constantly talk.
Then, of course, there were the perverts. The ones who would message nothing but dirty things, asking if id have a threesome, if I swallow, if I wanted a good fuck.
Yea, I’m a sexual person, just like you. But if that’s what I wanted I would settle for the bar scene and be done with it.
So anyway, I recently signed up again, trying to be optimistic about men. Less than ten minutes after updating my profile, I get an I’m.
This is the ACTUAL conversation:
Man: hey
Me: hi
Man: do you like sucking?
Me: thanks for reminding me why I hate men, you douche bag.
End.
